Sunday, February 24, 2008

ROAD TRIP: Groff & Groff Lumber

Signs That Your Obsession With Wood Type May Be Harming Others:

1) You manage to convince two level-headed friends that waking up before 6 am on a Saturday to select hard maple in Quarryville, PA is a great idea.

2) You depart West Philadelphia at 6:30 am to procure such lumber.

3) You bargain with a man named Morris Groff for a thick, choice cut of maple and make him cut it up into pieces that you are able to carry and fit into the trunk of the car.

4) On the way home, you pass a dead cow and almost hit a horse and buggy, endangering multiple lives.

EXHIBIT A: Groff & Groff Lumber, The Indefatigable Avery

EXHIBIT B: The Warehouse

EXHIBIT C: The Backyard

EXHIBIT D: Arboreal Mortuary

EXHIBIT E: Personal Favorites & Oddities


EXHIBIT G: Rigor Mortis

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